There are garbage cans all over my house. Almost in every room of my house. And yet. Garbage. Garbage everywhere. Of every kind. Food. Used to be Food. Broken Toy Parts. Paper. Chewed on unidentifiable Objects. String. Wrappers. Wrappers. Wrappers. Why is this happening? How can I stop this?
I like the idea of Polka Dots. I can't seem to make them work for me. Not on clothing or even decorations. They look good on other people. Hmmm.
I bought a black dry erase board. I can't get any markers to show up on it. Who thought of this dumb idea and why did I fall for it? Also, dry erase crayons are a scam. They are just crayons.
Starburst candy corn is gross. You want your starburst flavor chewy, not grainy. Starburst jellybeans are yummy and acceptable. Just enough chewy.
My son getting braces makes me feel like a real parent. Like up until now I have just been babysitting. Paying for orthodontia is a reality punch in the face.